Just a quick complaint:

Having a toddler with a cold sucks.

Inspirational messages on Facebook are super lame, unless your child is battling a major illness or you have come back from the dead.  I find it interesting that most folks who post such messages have SEVERAL hours of time to think/paste/pin said messages.  Why aren't they working?  Oh right, because they feel bad about themselves and they need that PERFECT message to lift them from their doldrums.  Um, nope.  It isn't a life coach---it is a great Rx for Zoloft, a fabulous therapist, and no candy. 

And to end things on a good note, Greta is full on speaking Hobbit lately.  I mean, I'm pretty good at deciphering what she is saying, but lately, I don't even think Smegel could help her.