A bad day is when you mistake your dog's anxiety medication for yours.
A bad day is when you are well aware you need to shower, and you attempt to cover it up with perfume, deodorant, and a clean shirt (and clean underpants, of course).
A better day is being able to gentle stroke the delishly soft ears of a 15 week old puppy who is the size of a women's size 7 running shoe.
And to continue the tradition of my friend Katie, here are five things about me:
1. I am obsessed, OBSESSED with puppies. No matter what size, shape, color, level of softies, I LERV them. In my mind, they make everything better. Obsessed. Oh, I also think I can read their minds.
2. I hate wearing jeans. Jeans make me feel fat. I was never skinny enough growing up to fit into Guess, Girard, or 7 jeans. Thanks to Concerta, things have changed a bit. But still, I hate wearing jeans.
3. I think about skiing everyday. I haven't skiied in over ten years. Doesn't matter. I miss it every day and still dream of being an amazing skiier (enough that when other people see me on the mountain, they stare).
4. I think I'm crazy. Not like Jodi Arias, but my mind goes 1000 miles a minute and I can't make it stop. I seriously think about 100 things all at one time. And I am usually thinking about things that have nothing to do with anything. For example: I'm hungry. I want a minivan. We need a different color front door. I wish I was wearing sweatpants. I love listening to 80's music. Why didn't we get snow this winter? (crazy, right?)
5. I am addicted to junk food. Coke, pizza, doritos, cookies, chick fil a sandwiches, etc. LOVE it.
6. (For good measure) I think being from Michigan is the coolest. I'm arrogant about my native Michigan status. I want to start some "I'm from Michigan" club in Fort Wayne. Cool, right?
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