To all of the "souped up" '92 Grand Am drivers in Bloomington:

I'm not honking at you because I think you're hot, or I like your fake spinner rims, it is because you have one flat tire and two more that look incredibly low.  Do us all a favor, and pump some air into them, so you don't have a blowout, causing a major carwreck on 37 or the Bypass.  Please and thank you, douchebag.

Carrie the Monforton Norton