Sunday, June 5, 2011

A day closer....

So, tomorrow is our last appointment. I'm officially 39 weeks. Our internet has been super wonky, which is why I've been a major flake case with the blogging. Here is how I want my last appt to go:
Check in with Dr. Lane and find out that I'm 100% effaced and 4 cm dilated. THEN, she'll check me in tomorrow, break my water, hook me up with a rockin' epidural and Baby Norton will be hatched by 4 pm. Do I really think this'll happen? Um, no. But, I can have a dream sequence once in a while.....

My nesting efforts involve taggie blankets. Beans approves and Dave has been inspecting them as a quality control manager.

More updates to come.....

Oh, some highlights/lowlights of the weekend:

1. Air conditioning. It was HOT as balls here this weekend.
2. I Love You, Man has been on all weekend. I love this movie because I love the band Rush. If you don't know about Rush, you best recognize.
3. The Tigers won both their games against the White Sox. Suck it, Southside.
4. I found another nest of baby bunnies. While they will grow up to destroy my plants, they are super cute and make baby chick noises.
5. I woke up this morning to Animal Planet showing Puppies 101---I highly recommend this program. It is magical and delicious because it involves a full hour of puppy porn viewing.

Lowlights:
1. My dad's lacrosse team, Clarkston High School (in Clarkston, Michigan), lost their regional final to Brother Rice. I hate Rice. They are a team of douchebags who hump donkies and are dickheads. That is all.
2. It was hot as balls. Again, I hate the heat. I will NEVER live in Florida.
3. My last weekend of no-baby freedom. I seriously should have gotten naked wasted on margaritas and acted irresponsibly.
4. The Bruins lost again last night....in overtime....I hate Vancouver.
5. I missed seeing my brother Joey in Michigan....I'm on travel restrictions, so driving 375 miles is out of the question....I always enjoy Ohana time in the Mitten.
6. Pink and Carey Hart hatched their baby this weekend......they named her Sage....give me a fucking break.....that kid is asking to be picked on......what is up with these crazy ass names?!?!

Until tomorrow........
Go Bruins!

1 comment:

  1. Willow Sage Hart...
    Happy last 24hr baby-free. And I vote for a "wasted off margaritas" party once both of us are done hatching babies...it may be a while...but we can make it happen.

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