Thursday, July 14, 2011

Hand Sanitizer.....Offspring style

My friend Kady (Jack's mom) texted me informing me that a 3 month baby from Bloomington was now under the care of the Riley Children's Hospital physicians after it was found severely abused by its father.

SO I'M ONLY GONNA SAY THIS ONCE, SO LISTEN: IF YOU DON'T WANT KIDS, DON'T HAVE THEM. IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD KIDS, DON'T HAVE THEM. PLAIN AND SIMPLE.

That is all.

If anyone person put their finger NEAR Greta, I'd have to kill them. The manner of death would not include duct tape and a heart sticker, but rather a dull butter knife, some bleach and a lacrosse stick.

Good God.

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