Dear Meth-Addicted Neighbors,
Please stop walking through our yard as you make your way to your other meth-addicted friend's house. I don't appreciate you throwing your cigarette butts on my garden, or you razzing my pups while you journey through. Furthermore, I don't appreciate you complaining about my dogs when you are on OUR property. They are simply doing their job. SO, hows about you a) get a job, and b) learn NOT to trespass, and finally, c) stop sucking my tax money up with your inability to get yo' shit together. That is all.
Love,
Carrie Norton, your loving neighbor