Excuse me Mr. JackDouche, in your '96 Chrysler Minivan,
I apologize that I didn't peel out of the light at 37 and 44----You honking your horn only pissed me off more, as well as your tailgating. While flicking YOU off did make me feel a little better, it humors me to know you had a 1 mile line of traffic following you south of Martinsville because you clearly can't drive the speed limit. I'm sure it is your fat ass weighing you down, and your not so hot wife.
Have a nice life.