A few notes from the last 24 hours:

Never leave your husband to be responsible for the laundry during a weekend when you'll be gone. It will only accumulate at the bottom of the basement stairs.

Never trust your dogs in a fenced in yard with flower beds. Biscuit has already destroyed half of one and she is already on to the next.

Just when you think One Tree Hill's writing couldn't get any worse, a main character dies. Yes, please.

Just when you think you've had a bad day, you scan the CVS parking lot and notice a woman with her stomach hanging out of her tank top.

Happy Thursday.