A Letter to Tim Tebow:

Dear Mr. Tebow,
While I slightly enjoy your religious conviction, it became a bit annoying this season. I understand you had an uphill battle, winning your starting spot, but the Jesus talk was excessive. I apologize for your recent loss to the Patriots. They have an incredible offense. Maybe next year will be your year. Until then, I think you should stink to what most athletes know best: Dancing with the Stars, underwear commercials, Vegas nightclub openings, and domestic violence.
Yours affectionately,
Carrie the Monforton Norton

P.S. I hear Miss America is single. I think you should hit that, and I don't mean go to prayer group together.