Tuesday, May 3, 2011

JCPenney = bin Laden Compound


I am too pissed to NOT blog about my experience at JCPenney today. Ok, so I drove fricking 3o minutes to Butthole, Indiana a.k.a. Bedford, Indiana to pick up our baby crib and mattress. Some nice lady named Kim called me earlier today to tell me "both pieces were ready for pickup." So, I slapped on my best sweatpants and flip flops and headed on down to Butthole. I arrived, and the nice Kim lady greeted me at customer service. Well, that is when my troubles began: First, only one piece arrived; the mattress. Secondly, the crib order was cancelled because it was out of stock. Thirdly, no one bothered to call/text/email me that the mattress order was cancelled because in 2011 at JCPenney, they send a piece of shit postcard letting you know that your order was cancelled. BULLSHIT. So, of course, I kindly replied to Kim, "That is bullshit. I want my crib." She was very nice, but assured me that was not going to happen. So, I made the other nice lady behind the counter carry the mattress out to my whip and load it into the car. I informed them that their service sucked and I would no longer be a patron of JCPenney.

In conclusion, don't buy ANYTHING from JCPenney (JCCRAPPY) ever again. Total bullshit system. AND, Target's cribs are the same price. That is all.

(The picture at the top of this blog reflects my emotions right now. I don't have a crib and Baby Norton could be here in two weeks. I feel defeated by JCCrappy. This picture was taken of Biscuit a few days after she ran into a car (was hit by a car). And no, that is not a make-shift lemonade stand.)

1 comment:

  1. Oh no! That is so frustrating- especially when your crazy nesting hormones are wanting everything in order :( Marley's 10 weeks old and still sleeping in her Pack 'N Play- hopefully you get a new crib ordered soon, but if not, you can always make do. Good luck!

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