She had Hammertime on her Feet

Want to make yourself feel better when your feet look like sausages-blown-up-surgical-gloves? Go get a pedicure in Bloomington, because most likely the lady sitting next you will have WAY MORE jacked up feet than you.......Thankfully, that was the case today. I walked in there a wee bit embarrassed, thinking "my guy" was going to give me the stink eye after glancing at my paws. NOT SO MUCH. He was very sympathetic ( a little hungover ) and nice. The lady next to me, oh yea, she had some serious hammertime happening on her feet. GROSS. Her excuse? "I walk around barefoot a lot." Um, I don't think so girlfriend......it is like her feet started smoking meth. It was like a Hobbit settlement on her dawgs.