Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Please Shoot me from This Direction

Um, just saw a VERY unflattering picture of me from a baby shower.......why the hell didn't anyone tell me my "blonde highlights" aren't that blonde?! AND, the fact that I look like a ginormous whale......oh shit. Not. A. Good. Day.

2 comments:

  1. Re the "ginormous whale" comment---don't forget that you are two people walking around on one set of legs!

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  2. Just think of how satisfying it'll be when you become a hot mom! "Wow, Carrie really keeps her shit tight." I'll say that all the time. It'll be OK.

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